Vanessa Paradis
Nude

Say what you will about Johnny Depp, but we’d also stay in Paris if our bedmate were Vanessa Paradis. The Francophone flame started out as a model, but she became a film star when her debut role in Noce blanche (White Wedding) (1989) won her the French equivalent of the Oscar. It also gave us guys massive erections, as Vanessa displayed her luscious boobs, carnal bush, and heart-stopping, heart-shaped ass. Then she returned before the camera in Élisa (1995) to provide more Paradis in a full-frontal nude scene. She’s worked steadily in films since then, appearing in Witch Way Love (1997), Une chance sur deux (One Chance Out of Two) (1998), Lost in La Mancha (2002), Café de Flore (2011), Fading Gigolo (2013), and Yoga Hosers (2016) among many others. She’s also a singer whose best known song is “Joe le taxi,” which she recorded at age 14. Vanessa flashed her funbags again in Girl on the Bridge (1999), but at the time of this writing she hasn’t done any additional on-screen nudity. She did, however, strip to her undies in Heartbreaker (2010) and spend several total minutes making out with Kate Moran in Knife+Heart (2018). Coincidentally, Knife+Heart must have been what Johnny felt when he let this transcendent beauty and paragon of sanity slip away from him after 14 years of companionship. He can take solace in the fact that this union produced Lily-Rose Depp, a stunner in her own right, whom Mr. Skin hopes will follow in her mother’s skin-showing footsteps.